tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post3209891265220740986..comments2024-01-09T05:39:44.523-08:00Comments on I Hate Poetry: The Buddah Moskowitz Archive: Tersely Buddah Moskowitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-43323291207460530082013-05-08T00:12:28.037-07:002013-05-08T00:12:28.037-07:00Women may not get blue balls, but trust me frustra...Women may not get blue balls, but trust me frustration like that can be painful to us, too.;)Dianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04945991274149473168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-49855850081616730092013-05-06T11:14:30.460-07:002013-05-06T11:14:30.460-07:00No kidding, you had blue balls too? :)No kidding, you had blue balls too? :)Buddah Moskowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-56623644795179086522013-05-06T11:14:04.721-07:002013-05-06T11:14:04.721-07:00Such praise from the holder of the Tiara of Terse ...Such praise from the holder of the Tiara of Terse is gold indeed.Buddah Moskowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-40313221432287689772013-05-06T11:12:55.983-07:002013-05-06T11:12:55.983-07:00Sam Kinison had a bit where writes to Dr. Ruth say...Sam Kinison had a bit where writes to Dr. Ruth saying "Thanks to you, Dr. Ruth, my wife's now f*cking the lawn mower."Buddah Moskowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-69118274836436011702013-05-06T11:11:46.255-07:002013-05-06T11:11:46.255-07:00Please, a laugh is a great return on investment.Please, a laugh is a great return on investment.Buddah Moskowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-81694239903949475832013-05-06T11:11:16.109-07:002013-05-06T11:11:16.109-07:00Thanks, I laughed mostly - now I was free to disap...Thanks, I laughed mostly - now I was free to disappoint other women!Buddah Moskowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-72703421516696826102013-05-04T22:15:09.595-07:002013-05-04T22:15:09.595-07:00I love this...and totally feel your pain. I love this...and totally feel your pain. Dianahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04945991274149473168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-84204713489597049942013-05-04T15:58:56.704-07:002013-05-04T15:58:56.704-07:00This is the best! Perfect!This is the best! Perfect!Maude Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03669688074743095866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-9278235959216439362013-05-03T10:28:20.352-07:002013-05-03T10:28:20.352-07:00i hate when that happens! *wink*
(don't let t...i hate when that happens! *wink*<br /><br />(don't let the door smack ya on the ass on the way out, lady.)Marianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04030161532713347225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-59161367367734320492013-05-02T18:49:46.713-07:002013-05-02T18:49:46.713-07:00This made me laugh, Mosk. Hope you don't mind...This made me laugh, Mosk. Hope you don't mind.<br /><br />And....shit indeed happens.Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07366010389846904663noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-46734465949871634992013-05-02T16:19:24.035-07:002013-05-02T16:19:24.035-07:00I didn't know whether to laugh or cry! Thanks...I didn't know whether to laugh or cry! Thanks poet friend, for sharing these memoirs via poetry!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-57434909149273402722013-05-02T14:13:06.036-07:002013-05-02T14:13:06.036-07:00No disguise at all - it was a blessing all ways ar...No disguise at all - it was a blessing all ways around. Nice to know years down the road she referred to me as the "love of her life."Buddah Moskowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-70745234557609229372013-05-02T14:12:14.204-07:002013-05-02T14:12:14.204-07:00In her defense, she was very understanding when I ...In her defense, she was very understanding when I would prematurely ejaculate twice in a row. :\ Buddah Moskowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-42033286917123835882013-05-02T11:57:13.249-07:002013-05-02T11:57:13.249-07:00Last line surprised me, too, but seems utterly fit...Last line surprised me, too, but seems utterly fitting.<br />I suppose her leaving was a blessing in disguise. <br /><br />http://www.kimnelsonwrites.com/2013/05/02/the-mad-ones/Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12460881702249079009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-24975646182896542702013-05-02T11:28:41.255-07:002013-05-02T11:28:41.255-07:00This points up the difference between women and me...This points up the difference between women and men. We can be so patient, imaginative, and resourceful in the oft time consuming process of getting her "there," but let that member in good standing malfunction one time, and they are outta there in huff, with some prickly comments to boot. Timoteohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08351410966396854582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-7150713358378794242013-05-02T11:23:21.004-07:002013-05-02T11:23:21.004-07:00Thanks, it feels like a lifetime ago. Thanks, it feels like a lifetime ago. Buddah Moskowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-43339149325250097022013-05-02T11:22:59.626-07:002013-05-02T11:22:59.626-07:00Yay! Spit take! Yes, you ladies have a ton of choi...Yay! Spit take! Yes, you ladies have a ton of choices in the vibrator department. Men, we have our hands and the oddly shaped blow up doll. <br /><br />(Sidebar: Here's the best joke I ever wrote when I was trying to be a stand-up comic:<br /><br />I was in an adult bookstore doing some comparison shopping, and I saw that on the side of the box of a blow-up love doll it said "Weight limit: 300 Lbs." I will have hit rock bottom if I ever have to go on a diet to buy a blow up love doll."<br /><br />We'll always have 1984- ;) Mosk Buddah Moskowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-12064125319016263952013-05-02T11:19:32.689-07:002013-05-02T11:19:32.689-07:00Naked's pretty damned vulnerable, you're r...Naked's pretty damned vulnerable, you're right.Buddah Moskowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-1384982714235144492013-05-02T11:19:06.492-07:002013-05-02T11:19:06.492-07:00Thank you - laughter is a wonderful response - it ...Thank you - laughter is a wonderful response - it is usually unforced. That's no way to denigrate heifers. Buddah Moskowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-69384699656717246992013-05-02T11:18:18.702-07:002013-05-02T11:18:18.702-07:00Ha! I never noticed that before. For those of you...Ha! I never noticed that before. For those of you reading my poememoir, this woman's name was Darra.Buddah Moskowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-12905979738429442692013-05-02T11:17:23.792-07:002013-05-02T11:17:23.792-07:00Thanks! I appreciate your note. Thanks! I appreciate your note. Buddah Moskowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-92155095056954080082013-05-02T11:16:56.633-07:002013-05-02T11:16:56.633-07:00Hey, I'll admit I'm not the best lover, bu...Hey, I'll admit I'm not the best lover, but it was difficult to compete. Besides, we'd run out of gas a long time before this. Buddah Moskowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-83766649090022940352013-05-02T11:16:04.734-07:002013-05-02T11:16:04.734-07:00Well, I never! Thanks. Well, I never! Thanks. Buddah Moskowitzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06839068145732552328noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-81202293715299069572013-05-02T10:17:13.165-07:002013-05-02T10:17:13.165-07:00OMG! Love this ........ three years? A lifetime ...OMG! Love this ........ three years? A lifetime I think.Helenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16619199535376925989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12624992.post-7099802093378531562013-05-02T09:21:27.268-07:002013-05-02T09:21:27.268-07:00OK, I just did a spit take with my Pepsi! I hope s...OK, I just did a spit take with my Pepsi! I hope she and her vibrator are happy! Tough to compete with some of those babies!<br /><br />BTW, I loved your comment about my 1984 poem. I guess you never realized that I was obsessed with you. Too subtle?Lolamousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12508347229501155001noreply@blogger.com