without a single thankety-thank.
So I called her a middle-aged blankety-blank
(just to give her collar a yankety-yank).
Then I pinched her on the blankety-blank
(it was really just a prankety-prank).
She hissed "don't you touch my blankety-blank!"
(I was hoping she'd give me a spankety-spank),
but she just covered up her blankety-blank
and asked how much I drankety-drank,
and then my heart just sankety-sank
when, in a tone too frankety-frank,
she said "never again, Mr. Blankety-Blank,
will you blankety-blank my blankety-blank!"