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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Don’t Need No Sampler


[note to perfomer: tempo=120 bpm]

Deet deet deet
bumf!

wor-ow-wuh
wor-ow-wuh
ch-ch-ch-ch
ch-ch-ch-ch
wor-ow-wuh
wor-ow-wuh
ch-ch-ch-ch
ch-ch-ch-ch

umph,
uh-umph
umph,
uh-umph

sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka
sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka

umph,
uh-umph
umph,
uh-umph

bee-oh-rawhm
wah wah wah
bee-oh-rawhm
wah wah wah

sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka
sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka

umph,
uh-umph
umph,
uh-umph

dweet dweet dweet
d-weeh--ee-ee-ee-ee-
dweet dweet dweet
dweeh--ee-ee-ee-ee-

sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka
sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka

Ooomt
Auuuu-oowwww
Ooomt
Auuuu-oowwww

Ya!
ya-ya-ya-ya
ya-ya-ya-ya!

Yaaaaaaaaaaah!
Ya-ya-ya-ya-
ya-ya-ya-ya!

umph,
uh-umph
umph,
uh-umph

sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka
sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka

umph,
uh-umph
umph,
uh-umph

paah!

[Written for #openlinknight at www.dversepoets.com - come and make some noise!]

29 comments:

  1. sounds a bit like my mom wrestling with the washing machine in the basement...ha...fun piece...love me some sound effects...

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    1. Was your mom a human beatbox too? Mine used to beat the hell outta me. :) Thanka

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  2. Heehe I love it
    Bow chicka wow wow
    Chica chicka wa wa

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    1. Brown Chicken
      Brown Cow

      Chicka chicka boom boom

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  3. Nicely done. You had me keeping tempo on my laptop...tap tap tapping away.

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    1. Zactly - you don't need no sampler!

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  4. I'd love to hear you recite this one!

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    1. No, I'd like to do a duet with you!

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  5. So very creative. Nicely done!

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    1. Thanks! Call me DJ Moskowitz

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  6. this was definitely an entertaining read. although I admit I was too chicken to read it aloud; it really sounded great in my head!

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    1. Don't read it then - dance to it!

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  7. Oh, you devil...you had great fun w this one. Tica tica boom boom....now you have me doing it!...love it, Mosk! :)) Mwah! ~jackie~

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    1. Righty-o! We're all just noisemakers at heart! Thanks!

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  8. I had great fun reading this out loud - would love to hear you read it though...

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    1. Thanks - I'll make it a free download perhaps!

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  9. My old Irish grandmother used to sing me this. She was unusual.

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    1. Tell Granny not to copyright infringe or I'll sue her ass! Ok OK I confess, I plagiarized this! Don't tell!

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  10. where's my comment? bum diddy bum bum

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    1. That's on the New York Dolls album - Bom bom bom diddy bom.

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  11. I'll second that! I like the beat, makes me want to dance my feet. Smiles.

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  12. I'm getting annoying, i know...but where is my comment? 2x loser...tum de tum toot toot...

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    1. Nah - I have to approve the comments and I didn't have my phone or my consciousness handy! Thanks for your persistence.

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  13. da da da daaaa
    da da da daaaa

    bam bam bam
    dewoop dewoop

    There are cars that are being driven around here sounding just like this - from both engine and stereo. Great fun, Mosk ... smiles

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    1. My wife and I once heard a boom system from a car going

      "Duh duhnt deh dun duhnnt"

      and we still sing it - Thanks, Mosk

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  14. Anonymous12:51 PM

    You make me smile! Could you hear it? Thanks poet friend! - deb

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    1. Yes, I heard your smile on the wind. Thanks!

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  15. boppity bop bop booty wooty tune, man!

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