"These aren't poems. They're more like speeches from a movie that will never be made."
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Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Don’t Need No Sampler
[note to perfomer: tempo=120 bpm]
Deet deet deet
bumf!
wor-ow-wuh
wor-ow-wuh
ch-ch-ch-ch
ch-ch-ch-ch
wor-ow-wuh
wor-ow-wuh
ch-ch-ch-ch
ch-ch-ch-ch
umph,
uh-umph
umph,
uh-umph
sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka
sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka
umph,
uh-umph
umph,
uh-umph
bee-oh-rawhm
wah wah wah
bee-oh-rawhm
wah wah wah
sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka
sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka
umph,
uh-umph
umph,
uh-umph
dweet dweet dweet
d-weeh--ee-ee-ee-ee-
dweet dweet dweet
dweeh--ee-ee-ee-ee-
sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka
sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka
Ooomt
Auuuu-oowwww
Ooomt
Auuuu-oowwww
Ya!
ya-ya-ya-ya
ya-ya-ya-ya!
Yaaaaaaaaaaah!
Ya-ya-ya-ya-
ya-ya-ya-ya!
umph,
uh-umph
umph,
uh-umph
sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka
sheenga--wokka-wokka-wokka
umph,
uh-umph
umph,
uh-umph
paah!
[Written for #openlinknight at www.dversepoets.com - come and make some noise!]
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sounds a bit like my mom wrestling with the washing machine in the basement...ha...fun piece...love me some sound effects...
ReplyDeleteWas your mom a human beatbox too? Mine used to beat the hell outta me. :) Thanka
DeleteHeehe I love it
ReplyDeleteBow chicka wow wow
Chica chicka wa wa
Brown Chicken
DeleteBrown Cow
Chicka chicka boom boom
Nicely done. You had me keeping tempo on my laptop...tap tap tapping away.
ReplyDeleteZactly - you don't need no sampler!
DeleteI'd love to hear you recite this one!
ReplyDeleteNo, I'd like to do a duet with you!
DeleteSo very creative. Nicely done!
ReplyDeleteThanks! Call me DJ Moskowitz
Deletethis was definitely an entertaining read. although I admit I was too chicken to read it aloud; it really sounded great in my head!
ReplyDeleteDon't read it then - dance to it!
DeleteOh, you devil...you had great fun w this one. Tica tica boom boom....now you have me doing it!...love it, Mosk! :)) Mwah! ~jackie~
ReplyDeleteRighty-o! We're all just noisemakers at heart! Thanks!
DeleteI had great fun reading this out loud - would love to hear you read it though...
ReplyDeleteThanks - I'll make it a free download perhaps!
DeleteMy old Irish grandmother used to sing me this. She was unusual.
ReplyDeleteTell Granny not to copyright infringe or I'll sue her ass! Ok OK I confess, I plagiarized this! Don't tell!
Deletewhere's my comment? bum diddy bum bum
ReplyDeleteThat's on the New York Dolls album - Bom bom bom diddy bom.
DeleteI'll second that! I like the beat, makes me want to dance my feet. Smiles.
ReplyDeleteSo, let's dance!
DeleteI'm getting annoying, i know...but where is my comment? 2x loser...tum de tum toot toot...
ReplyDeleteNah - I have to approve the comments and I didn't have my phone or my consciousness handy! Thanks for your persistence.
Deleteda da da daaaa
ReplyDeleteda da da daaaa
bam bam bam
dewoop dewoop
There are cars that are being driven around here sounding just like this - from both engine and stereo. Great fun, Mosk ... smiles
My wife and I once heard a boom system from a car going
Delete"Duh duhnt deh dun duhnnt"
and we still sing it - Thanks, Mosk
You make me smile! Could you hear it? Thanks poet friend! - deb
ReplyDeleteYes, I heard your smile on the wind. Thanks!
Deleteboppity bop bop booty wooty tune, man!
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