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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

The Sex Machine Speaks

The headline accused:
How Big is the Average Penis?

My defensiveness recast it:
How Average is the Big Penis?

Remember:

the smaller
try harder.

[Soupy Sales Format: 25 Words or Less.]

http://www.alternet.org/sex-amp-relationships/how-big-average-penis-you-might-be-surprised

17 comments:

  1. Definitely words to remember and a very good question. :)

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  2. haha
    its not the size of the dog in the fight
    but the size of the fight in the dog.
    dream big but sweat the small stuff.
    ha.

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    1. Dream big, indeed!

      Thanks, bro.

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  3. Hahahahaaaa....thanks for the laugh, I needed it!

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  4. My sister looked at Basil, my youngest dog. She said, "I have never seen a dog with such a small penis." I would agree with her. I haven't either; but it does what it needs to do; and Basil doesn't notice nor care. Humans CAN learn from dogs.

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  5. If the ads on the Nightly News are any indication, none of them work anyway!

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    1. Naw, most of them work, and it's rarely a hardware problem - it's a software problem.

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  6. And, the grateful ain't hateful!

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    1. And with that pithy statement, you've quelled your man's sexual insecurity and summarized the message of the Christ - bril!

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  7. LMAO. I'm not sure which is average. :-P

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    1. No comment, says "A Grower, Not a Shower."

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  8. Had to check out the article myself (the news article, that is!) What I really want to know is how much research money they got for this really important study!

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    1. Hey it's Indiana University, a college I was considering for my PhD, but I didn't measure up. (That's what *she* said.)

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  9. Hahahaha...haha..ha... I know, I know: That's what *she* said.

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