Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Since the Turkeys Took Over

Can’t catch
my breath!

Since the
turkeys took over
it’s been
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!

No, I don’t know
how it happened
but damn it,
it’s real!

They don’t care
if you’re Vegan,
they’re out
for blood!

For God’s sake,
stay in
on Black Friday!

[for D'verse Quadrille Challenge.https://dversepoets.com/2016/11/21/quadrille-21-take-a-breath/]

42 comments:

  1. Revenge of the turkeys! Aaaaaaaaaagh! So perfect that they don't care if you're vegan.

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    1. Right! We never cared about their eating habits; we just killed and ate them.

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    1. You're welcome, and I'll look for your site.

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  3. Thank goodness our thanksgiving is over ha ~ But I will check out the sales on Black Friday ~

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    1. :) Just be careful on Black Friday! In American it's a damned day of greed and avarice and violence!

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    2. http://www.theonion.com/article/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend--30517

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  4. I laughed out loud at this. I will be out there with all those turkeys.

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    1. This is really about the Turkey Apocalypse. Thanks.

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  5. A bunch of turkeys trying to get a good deal on Black Friday. That is a good analogy. I wouldn't go near the stores on that day, myself! :)

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  6. How very funny. And there are so many turkeys of all kinds running around...

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    1. Yes, and it's just the start of the busy season.

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  7. It's about time the turkeys are getting even.

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    1. Revenge is a dish best served with cranberry sauce.

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  8. Ha! Love this!

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  9. Yes I would be afraid too... sounds a bit like a script for a b-movie

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    1. B-Movie? Withe right CGI it could be an A!

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  10. Oh this is delightful!!

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  11. Some of the Big Box stores are open on Turkey Day as they fleece the tryptophan-addled voters as they try to trump each other in stealing the best deal.

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    1. This is less about Black Friday and more about the Turkeys running wild!

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  12. Ha! You don't have to tell me twice!

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    1. Nope! I knew you'd stay away!

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  13. Frightening thought.

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  14. Hahaha I have no plans of leaving my house on Black Friday.

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  15. There is nothing I need or want enough to go out on Black Friday. Hopefully I'm safe.

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    1. Until the drone start bothering you at home!

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  16. Delightful! Great image. Can you just imagine turkeys celebrating Thanksgiving?

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    1. No I can't, that's why I imagine them on a bloody rampage.

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  17. Oh my God...ah a good perspective!

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