Sunday, November 27, 2016

The Gold Experience

"Of course,
we can make that
happen,
silly.

You're one of
my favorites.

Ok, let's make sure
we're on
the same page:

So, you're looking
for the
"Silver Experience?"

Oh, "Gold?"

That's a better deal
because it starts
with a warm stone
table bath,
including the
pomegranate scrub.

And we'll follow
that up with the
full-orifice lubrication
with imported
Middle East
saffron oil,
including all-digital
full prostate gland
stimulation.

Following that
you get the
full-body
45-minute
skin-on-skin
Swedish Massage.

And
by that time,
if I've done
my job right,
you'll probably be
ready for
Arrival Expression.

So, let me total
that out,

just a sec...

So, that comes
to $740,
before tax and tip.

We take all cards
(except American Express)
and, of course,
cash.

Yes,
cash is
best of all."

9 comments:

  1. No such thing as a labour of love then?

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  2. There are no free lunches... or anything free.

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  3. Hah. Well, I could go for a pomegranate scrub, come to think of it.

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  4. Orifice lubrication? Ew. LOL. This made me smile.

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  5. Sch-wing! I'll have what she's offering. Maybe all poetry is advertising.

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  6. This is AWESOME!!!

    December is begging you to write her some poetry.

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  7. ... without that pomegranate scrub it wouldn't be "gold" ;P

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