Friday, April 20, 2012
Blankety-Blank
All night I worshipped her blankety-blank
without a single thankety-thank
so I called her a middle-aged blankety-blank
(to give her collar a yankety-yank)
then I pinched her on the blankety-blank
(it was really just a prankety-prank)
she hissed "don't you touch my blankety-blank!"
(I was hoping she'd give me a spankety-spank)
but she just covered up her blankety-blank
and asked how much I drankety-drank
and then my heart just sankety-sank
when she declared
"never again, will you
blankety-blank my blankety-blank!"
(NOTE: This was the only thing I could think of that had a couplet. It's from 2008, and written for a laugh. Hope you had one. Posted for http://dversepoets.com/ #FormForAll.)
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Ha! Hilarious. I love it.
ReplyDeleteLaughter IS the best medicine:0 Thanks for today's dose!
ReplyDeleteFunny :)
ReplyDeleteMuch the funniness, dear Moskity-blank. You have no idea how much I needed the laugh.
ReplyDeleteWell it's really funny - but this challenge is not about ordinary couplets. Read the article again closely and I think you'll see. You probably will want to write a new poem, but thanks for linking in.
ReplyDeleteFantastico
ReplyDeleteMoskowitzko
enjoy the couch...smiles
ReplyDeletethis was hilarious man...
Bwahahaha....Kudos for a great write and for bringing lightness, prompt rebel. ;)
ReplyDeleteIt's rare to see an NC-17 rated poem, but here it is.
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