Sunday, April 15, 2012

The Foreman Speaks (Prompt: slash, button, mask, strap, balloon)


Ok, listen up, you hacks.

I’m sure you’ve all
received the memo from
Research and Marketing,
and the word is
that the big bosses
are behind this
so they’re serious.

The online e-card sites
are kicking our ass,
so if we can’t beat them,
Corporate’s going to slash
the creative division.

Research tells us
the market wants
outrageous
from America’s premier
greeting card company.

No more balloons
or cakes
or cute little
puppy dogs
on birthday cards.

No, they want
S&M masks,
strap-ons
and anything that
titillates.

Moskowitz,
button your lip!

If you want to be
an artist,
get the hell
out of here.

Go back to that
blog of yours,
with its lousy 50
followers,
you loser.

6 comments:

  1. 50 angels always beat 50,000 cockroaches. That's what I say.

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  2. LOL (No, really, I did!) And 50? That sounds pretty damn GOOD to me! :-))

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  3. Awww... Progress eh! No more cute puppy dogs. S&M masks, OMGoodness, phluuueeeeease! Haha.
    You have 50, I have a ways to go to catch you up then ;)

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  4. I find much more comfort behind the computer, too.

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  5. So get your titillate on, Mosk, for those 50 then they'll tell 50 who'll tell 50......

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  6. lol
    been there & thought the same.
    i hate shopping for cards when my kids are with me.
    probably i get more embarrassed than they do!

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