go bump-bump-bump,
and the mischkel-lee-fishkels
go glump-glump-glump,
don’t look an oopy-dee-doopy in
the eye-yi-yi,
lest your dingle-mack-shmingel
might die-yi-yi!
No, better bratchet your fatchet
with a wee small small-wee,
and don’t fobble your dobble
under the brown globble tree,
just grab your sexi mac-lexi
and squish-up your dish-up,
forgot the blah-lah-ders
and mish-up your frish-up,
by the zizzel of kizzel
I invoke Lord Snapwaggle,
does any of this schmizzel
make you want to persnaggle?
ya, what he said! write on.
ReplyDeleteWell, you KNOW I love this. :)
ReplyDelete*big laugh* Reminds me of a prompt from last year (don't know if they did it this year again) to write a jibber-jabber poem. And this is a cracker of a jibberish poem! Wonderful!
ReplyDeleteThis is perfectly hilarious! Jabberwocky on crack, LOL. Loved it.
ReplyDeleteHa.. like the wicked brother of Lewis Carol.. indeed not for little Alice.
ReplyDeleteI fell through the rabbit hole and what a delight!
ReplyDeleteThanks for you wonderful comment.
Move over, Lewis Carol, Rudyard Kipling, Edward Lear... Loved every word.
ReplyDeleteThis sizzlie frizzilie made me snicker.
ReplyDeleteYOU are part Lewis Carol and Dr. Seuss! Love it~ lol
ReplyDeleteHa - yes, I definitley want to persnaggle. :o)
ReplyDeleteHahaha... fabulous!
ReplyDeleteThe adult warning had me reading between the lines.
ReplyDelete;-)
Very fun :-)
ReplyDeletethis was quite a fun and interesting read. definitely impressive.
ReplyDeletegrins ~
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