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Friday, April 24, 2015

For Adults Only: An Incantation

When the tiggle-de-biggles
go bump-bump-bump,
and the mischkel-lee-fishkels
go glump-glump-glump,

don’t look an oopy-dee-doopy in
the eye-yi-yi,
lest your dingle-mack-shmingel
might die-yi-yi!

No, better bratchet your fatchet
with a wee small small-wee,
and don’t fobble your dobble
under the brown globble tree,

just grab your sexi mac-lexi
and squish-up your dish-up,
forgot the blah-lah-ders
and mish-up your frish-up,

by the zizzel of kizzel
I invoke Lord Snapwaggle,
does any of this schmizzel
make you want to persnaggle?

15 comments:

  1. ya, what he said! write on.

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  2. Well, you KNOW I love this. :)

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  3. *big laugh* Reminds me of a prompt from last year (don't know if they did it this year again) to write a jibber-jabber poem. And this is a cracker of a jibberish poem! Wonderful!

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  4. This is perfectly hilarious! Jabberwocky on crack, LOL. Loved it.

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  5. Ha.. like the wicked brother of Lewis Carol.. indeed not for little Alice.

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  6. I fell through the rabbit hole and what a delight!

    Thanks for you wonderful comment.

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  7. Move over, Lewis Carol, Rudyard Kipling, Edward Lear... Loved every word.

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  8. This sizzlie frizzilie made me snicker.

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  9. YOU are part Lewis Carol and Dr. Seuss! Love it~ lol

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  10. Ha - yes, I definitley want to persnaggle. :o)

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  11. The adult warning had me reading between the lines.
    ;-)

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  12. this was quite a fun and interesting read. definitely impressive.

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