his press agent,
campaign strategist,
personal adviser
and astrologist,
Pilate thought
creating a martyr
would probably
come back to bite him
in the ass
in the long run.
There was something
about the demeanor
of the accused.
He was too cool,
too controlled
and it made him
rethink his initial
assessment.
"This Jesus probably
had some kind of trick
up his sleeve,
like that
cockamamie
loaves and fishes schtick,
and maybe I should
find a way
to bring Jesus
into the Roman fold.
Besides,
don't I always say
“keep your friends close,
and your enemies
closer?”"
He summoned
his Chief of Staff
to put in a call
to Mount Golgotha
to stop the execution.
As the rotary phone dial
slowly zuzzed and whirred
each
of
the
seven
digits,
one of his lackeys
sauntered in,
sucking on a lamb-pop,
causally announcing
that Jesus had just died.
With that,
Pilate hung up the phone
and stared out
at the desert,
vast and unforgiving,
wondering at
the array of
the ramifications
now before him.
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Very cool take on the prompt, Mosk!
ReplyDeleteFrom La Reyna d'Cool? Gracias!
DeleteHa...love it!
ReplyDeleteThanks.
DeleteOh.. this is excellent.. and the seven digits.. what a splendid detail Mosk.. :-)
ReplyDeleteThanks for catching that.
DeleteLove the telephone number, love the lamb pop (!), and love the way you've given the twist to this familiar and terrifying story from the bible. I don't think dial-a-prayer will be enough to set Pilate's mind at ease any time soon.
ReplyDeletela la, dear Mosky.
Yes, that was the worst part of the rotary dial - the waiting. La la Mosk
DeleteBy the way, when I read your comment at my place, i was like, "Who the heck is Lamar?" Then I watched the evening news and found out.
DeleteA different perspective and ending ~
ReplyDeleteGrace
If only there were smartphones back then.. thanks.
DeleteA touch of brilliance with this dark satire, B; with cruel & imaginative twists. I almost see it as a Monty Python skit; I thought it was funnier than hell; just saying.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Glenn. Funny is always welcome in my book.
DeleteExcellent write :D
ReplyDeleteThanks, Sanaa.
DeleteSuch a clever satire. So applicable in today's political atmosphere. Nice job with your new blog as well.
ReplyDeleteThanks, I aspire to satire.
DeleteThis was fantastic! Clever!
ReplyDeleteThanks, it was a fantasy.
DeleteClever, clever man.
ReplyDeleteWho, me or Pilate? Thanks.
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ReplyDeleteThat is such a fabulous take on the prompt..extremely well done. Loved it.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your kindness and your tenacity.
DeleteI remember those phones... great irony and parallels to modern politics.
ReplyDeleteFunnily enough, I've just finished reading 'Acts of the Assassins' by Richard Beard, which transposes the story of Jesus and his disciples into the present-day, with a confused and disbelieving detective having to find out who stole the body. I think you might like that.
Thanks for the kind words and the book rec. I'll look into it.
DeleteWhat great detailing you have done! Unique and clever...
ReplyDeleteThanks, I could hear it in modern day corporate culture.
DeleteHa! I really love the first stanza--Pilate as politician, and of course, when it was too late, he would want to have 'my people call your people' to avoid a serious gaffe that might make his poll numbers tank. Great black humor in this, succulently delivered.
ReplyDeleteThanks, I am honored by your words.
DeleteWow! That was simply excellent! You told the story with exactly the right sense of timing. i think I gasped out loud in admiration.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Kerry.
DeleteIrony is the gift of reality
ReplyDeletethat never must make sense..
Promoting Jesus to a solidier
GOD in actuality is the only
way the housings of
real meaning
will make
their way
to now..
So sure..
Jesus is a dinosaur
carried by eggs
of human
myth..
Not even a flood
OF LIES
can end his life..
as WHOLE long
as megalomaniacs
carry his real iTunes
of REAL
then.. NOW..
IN MYTHS
OF HUMAN
EGGS..
AND SURE
that is
still
resurrected
pArt in today's
world
of rotten
eggs..;)
Yes, I've often said that myself. Thanks.
DeleteOh, very cool!!!!! A great twist.
ReplyDeleteYou have that propensity for words that makes humor out of a frightening tale. Takes special talents! Great lines Mosk!
ReplyDeleteHank
Thanks, I strive for special.
Deletevery very nice write,
ReplyDeletemuch love...
Thanks, and much love back.
DeleteLove! It could have happened just this way.
ReplyDeleteThanks, and it can happen - we just need a time machine...
DeleteWow, a very unique treatment for a poem - I love your narration and the dark satire. Very powerful write.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Abhra - I aspire to satire.
DeleteModern take on an old story. Could see Pilate sitting back with his head in is hands.
ReplyDeleteThanks, yes talk about your damage control....
DeleteIt might have happened just this way ... with riders instead of phones. I am sure it did.
ReplyDeleteThanks, I agree.
DeleteThis is such a creative look at a biblical story...
ReplyDeleteThanks, I'm sure I'm nowhere are creative as the original creators of the Bible were.
DeleteWow! What an interesting perspective!! Great poem. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Rachel!
DeleteSo creative, B. I could see it being performed as a play. Love the lamb-pop!
ReplyDeleteThanks, myfirst dream was to be a playwright - but this is a close second.
DeleteOh, poor Pilate, he should have been quicker on the uptake. That was indeed a good trick Jesus had up his sleeve, and I don't think Pilate has ever recovered from the bad press resulting.
ReplyDeleteWasn't Pilate the first to say "there's no such thing as bad publicity?"
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ReplyDeletewell done and very amusing!
ReplyDeleteThank you - and that's what my ex-wife told me on our wedding night.
DeleteI like how you think. Lamb pop!
ReplyDeleteI like how you think about how I think. It was either lamb-pops or matzoh-ball-on-a-stick.
DeleteI like how you think. Lamb pop!
ReplyDeleteYou like how I think! You really like how I think!
DeleteIn response to your last comment at my place, you get your very own confidential aside in the notes to my new poem, Mosky! la la
ReplyDeletehttp://fireblossom-wordgarden.blogspot.com/2015/10/fall.html
Ah, such an honor! 10-Q!
DeleteAs the Python says, Look on the Bright Side of Life, me ol' chum. :-)
ReplyDeleteGreetings from London.