Thursday, December 29, 2011

“Wow, I Made This?” (prompt: new start poem)

There’s a new start
at the end of each old year.

I need a new start
because I know how
all of my old starts

and if I can’t have a new start
then I want a new middle
and a new

So, I will keep trying
for something new

something to surprise me,
something to look at and say

“Wow, I made this?”

much like God must’ve felt
after creating
the platypus,
the orgasm,
and the bursting orange horizon
where the sun sinks
dutifully into the
beautiful blue Pacific

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

There’s No Magic (Prompt: Magic)

There’s no magic,
just unknown things
scientists haven’t wrangled into
submission yet,

and until they do
I’ll take my place among the
who stand in awe of
the perfection of a rose
the tingling of sugar
the impulse to move to music
the massive silent afterglow of orgasm

and I will enjoy them
all the more
for their untamed mystery.

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

While You Were Gone (Prompt: While You Were Gone)

First, I tried reading that book
you got me last month
but kept getting distracted
by the sheer overwhelming 

Then I decided to make sure
everything in the kitchen
put away
and the floors were swept
so you wouldn’t have to do it
when you got home.

I watched TV for five minutes
and since there was no one
to comment on it with,
I shut it off.

After that,
I ate the rest of the cookies
in broad daylight
not having to sneak them
because you were here.

Finally, I laid on the bed
and I smelled your hair
on the pillow,
closed my eyes
and daydreamed.

While you were gone
I just waited for you
to come back.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Against the Odds (Prompt: Against All Odds)

Against the odds
I still watch falling objects
and secretly wish
they stay suspended
in midflight
and imagine dinosaurs
climbing over the mountain range
as I stand watching
in rapt awe
and sheer terror.

Against the odds
I sit at the piano
and hope that my fingers fall
into a beautiful random
and peck at the keyboard
praying for an idea
I haven’t had
a thousand times before.

Against the odds
a tiny flapping bird
takes on the endless sky
trying to make its way home,
as all living things
resist the weight of gravity
and reach ever
higher and higher
to the Sun.

Against the odds
every morning
a former atheist
puts both
the Mogen David
and the Cross
around his neck
and remembers
he is both
an agent for the Christ
and a temple for
his Jewish soul.

Against the odds,
I believe
and love
and persevere.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

November 29, 2002 (Prompt: Day and Evening)

The yacht could only hold
50 people,
so it was a necessarily
small affair.

We told everyone
to be there at 3:45,
as we were sailing at 4 sharp.

we didn’t leave the dock
‘til 4:09.

Minutes before sunset,
my deceased father arrived
in the form of a
rainbow in the distance
and blessed the ceremony.

I looked at
the assembly of faces
some representing my past,
and some representing my future,
with the calm confidence
that comes from knowing
the wisdom of one’s decision.

my new family came down the aisle,
one by one
until she took her place
beside me.

We listened
we assented
we kissed
we laughed
we ate
we danced

and as evening draped
the Newport Harbor,
Christmas lights twinkled
their silent code of cheer
and good fortune,
the best time of my life.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Playwright Story (Prompt: ______ Story)

I wanted to be a playwright,
as I fancied myself a modest god
who would make these players
do my bidding,
live out my revenge fantasies.
I aimed for
the illusion that it was

just like real life.

I wrote scenes of dialogue
and action
and characters
who all sounded like me,
but as a sheltered 16 year old,
I didn’t have enough material
to work with.

I’d create scenes,
snappy patter,

but I could never write
a proper end of a play,
and they would each limp
to their eventual final curtain.

Three years and
five plays later
I gave it up,

and went back to writing

temporary literary ephemera,

and I still watch
with palpable envy
and awe
when a writer pulls it all together
and finishes the story.

when I write “poetry”
when I am done with an idea
it just ends,
and I go on
to the next thing

just like real life.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Tribute to Myself (Prompt: tribute)

On days like these
when every step is a misstep
and every word is misspoken,

I feel completely
misunderstood and unappreciated

and I think it perfectly
reasonable to pay tribute to

as no one else knows
the trouble I’ve seen
and tried to fix
and eventually gave up on.

It veers closely to self-pity
but in essence,
I congratulate myself
on not diving into drink
or otherwise deserting,
shrinking from this fight.

I just recognize that
today I have lost,
but with a dollop of grace
I’ll be given another shot,

perhaps to endure
masterfully enough
so that I’ll have it
in my heart

to look beyond myself
and my collection
of impossible, miserable

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Reruns (Prompt: Good Old Days)

Growing up,
life wasn’t abusive or neglectful,
but it was staid, Spartan
and security minded.

My parents were too busy
trying not to lose their status
in the lower middle class
that there was rarely
time for laughter,
time for joy.

I don’t look back and see
the good old days.
I see reruns,
mostly sitcoms.

All I was allowed
to do was watch TV,
so I did.

I even learned to read
by matching the synopsis
to what was on
in the TV.

Now I use
DVR technology to watch
shows I saw as a kid
and I recite the scripts,
perfect in memory and intonation,
I even know the rhythm
of the laugh tracks.

To this day,
some of my fondest memories
are found in episodes of
“All in the Family”
“Sanford and Son”
“Green Acres”
“The Honeymooners”

and better than family
they will all
outlive me.

Friday, November 25, 2011

You Can’t Have Everything (prompt: comsumption)

“Limitless movies on demand”
“this ereader can store a million books”
“all you can eat for one low price”
“unlimited broadband access on your smart phone”
“access to our 8 million song music library”

all I can think is
you can’t have everything,

where would you put it?

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Seen and Unseen (Prompt: Gather)

If I gather
all my good deeds
seen and unseen,

then subtract
the sum of
all my bad deeds
seen and unseen

and total it up,

and then stand it
next to one man
hanging on a cross,

no matter how
I size it up,
I’m not worthy,

but still
I’m welcomed in,

I give thanks.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Traveling Light (Prompt: Travel)

I’m traveling light
through this shared illusion
because thinking
I need to bring anything
is also an illusion.

If I put on certain records
and open that box with the
scented letters,
I am taken to yesterday.

When I see little babies
laughing, safe and adored
with softly wrinkled grown-ups
I travel to tomorrow.

When I have the
Chicken Cashew Nut from
the Royal Thai in Riverside
I travel to Heaven’s kitchen.

When I write
that rare combination
of perfect thought and feeling
I travel to places
previously unknown
sometimes wondrous,
sometimes scary.

So, I travel light.
All I need to pack
is my brain.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

The Lime (Prompt: Fruit Poem)

Lime sits
in lemon’s shadow,
smaller, darker
maybe even a little unfriendly.

Rarely the centerpiece,
an afterthought.

Usually relegated
to being sliced in half
and squeezed over
the star of the dinner show.

But then,
take a bite
and she sizzles with cool zing
makes the mouth water
and brings out something
hitherto unk—

ach –

I just drooled
onto my keyboard.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Whenever I Hear Julie London Sing “I’d Like You for Christmas”

Whenever I hear Julie London sing
“I’d Like You for Christmas”
I am instantly transported
to that doleful yearning
before you were mine.

Once I heard her
I needed to know
what it would feel like
to slow dance
to this song
with you
in front of the fireplace
on Christmas Eve
in our very own home,
in our very own life.

more than a decade later,
her whispered plea
still causes me to catch my breath,
close my eyes,
thank God
for this answered prayer,
and wait for the
next Christmas Eve
to slow dance this
with you.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

The Best Advice Ever (Prompt: Best Ever Poem)

the obese TV writing instructor
who insisted upon being addressed
as “Dr.”and then didn’t return
the manuscript I sent him
which was my final grade in the course,
gave me the best advice I ever got:

I don’t even recall
the exact question,
but I always remember
the answer.

With admirable passion
and eloquence,
he exploded

Don’t be
a second-best someone else!

Be the first-best You!”

I still

Saturday, November 19, 2011

The God that Made the Platypus (Prompt: Suspicious)

I’m not sure
what I have to offer you
but it  must be something
for you to
say love me.

I will not believe you
until I convince myself
of my lovability,

for surely,
I cannot be worthy
of love
just because I exist.

So I trust that
the God that made
the platypus,
flatulent giggling,
and other

loves me too
because in my own
strange, confused way
I think
I must amuse Him.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Market Research Information for Poets (Prompt: It's Too Late Poem)

(Forgive the redundancy.)

After a thorough analysis
of the activity
of this website,
I offer the following
analysis to aid you
in your writing endeavors:

if you want
to maximize
the comment count
for your postings,
make sure that your poems
are no longer
than 22 lines,
which seems to be
the tipping point
for inattention.

and more important,
please ensure
your submissions
occur before 3pm EST.

This will allow
ample opportunity
for the majority
of site traffic
to view / comment
on your work.

Further analysis exists
to support the hypothesis
that contributors/readers
who visit earlier
in the day
typically do not
revisit the site
later in the day
to read /comment.

if you are only posting
so that someone
will stroke your ego
and validate your worth
as a writer,
then the previous comment
about time of submission
is irrelevant:

it is already too late.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

My Invisibility Switch (Prompt: Revelation)

I possess the ability
to make myself invisible
at will.

I can disappear
if there are chores to be done,
or when solitude is preferred,

and I can re-materialize
when I need help with heavy lifting
or when I’m feeling especially lonesome.

Unlike the magician,
I’ll reveal my secret:

the default value for
my invisibility switch
is always “ON”

it’s only when
I do something
designed with an
audience in mind,
any audience,

that I’m actually switching it

I can make myself
invisible at will

as long as I
do not will
to perform
for anyone.


Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Once Upon a Fitting Room (Prompt: Once Upon a _____)

At first,
we were strangers,
trying on each other.

While some parts fit
others needed
immediate alteration.

I always wear her
with pride,
and to her credit
when she wears me,
she stares down
anyone who dares
question her style.

Through these years
though styles have changed,
she still wears my coat
with its food stains
and frayed cuffs and collar,

and for the first time
in my tortured life
as a hideous self-dresser,
I am proud
to be seen in what I wear.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

There is No Cure for the Hole in My Soul (Prompt: Love Poem)

There is no cure
for the hole
in my soul
for when I keep trying
to fill it,
it still remains empty.

God hasn’t filled it,
nor has Anita,
the same for my kids
and my beloved animals.

The writing
sure as hell doesn’t help,
often it makes it worse.

The only thing
resembling a cure
when I lose myself
in loving others.

I know
this doesn’t cure
the hole in my soul,

but it keeps me
from obsessing
my incompleteness. 

Monday, November 14, 2011

“Funny What Goes Through One’s Mind” (Prompt: Deadly and dangerous poem)

On that sweaty August afternoon
after I committed adultery with
the married psychobitch,

I was driving her back
to where she left her car
and I was in
the fast lane of the freeway,
trying to get this day
over with as soon as possible.

She was still trying
to convince me to ask her
to leave her husband,
but I wasn’t giving in.

Then she did this thing
I only read about
in “Penthouse” magazine
and saw alluded to
in the movies.

Let’s just say
the others drivers
thought I was alone.

I was smug,
then aroused,
and then immediately
as I realized
the accelerator
in my Honda
was revving
but not speeding up.

I instantly broke out
in a cold sweat
and I heard her
just giggling cluelessly
as she continued
making her case.



Then I saw it-
her chest had knocked
the gear shift
out of drive
and into neutral.

I shifted back
and half-sighed
until I saw
the taillights of
the cars ahead
of me
getting closer
faster and faster
and piling up.

I slam on the brakes
grab her by the hair
and throw her head back
into the passenger’s seat.

She laughed
with that wicked uncontainable
cackle of the truly
barely catching her breath,


and there I was
parked in the fast lane
on the freeway
drenched in sweat
and jangling from adrenaline,

and the first thing that
came to mind was

“How would I have
explained that to

Sunday, November 13, 2011

Kindness Poem (Prompt: kindness)

If you seek me out
from the googol of
self-aggrandizing blogs
cobwebbed social media,

I am so thankful
for your devotion.

If you leave a note
then I know you’ve seen me

and you’ve invalidated
my presumed invisibility

and most days
that is the kindest thing
of all.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Gluttony (prompt: excess)

I looked I the pantry
and the only thing there
was self-discipline.

It needed something.

So I dusted it in powdered sugar
deep-fried it until it was brown
walloped a dollop of whipped cream
smeared some French dressing
dashed in salt and pepper
dipped it in Belgian chocolate,
then let it marinade in a
mixture of balsamic vinegar
and peanut M&Ms.

Then I baked it in ginger
chopped it into squares
butterscotch fondued it
and after it hardened
I glazed it in Devil’s Spit
barbeque sauce
and sprinkled it with
brown sugar

and once it cooled

I popped it in my mouth

and it was ambrosial,

so I went back and
ate the whole

Friday, November 11, 2011

Moskowitz Vital Statistics

Marriage #1:
Length of Courtship: 260 weeks
Length of Engagement: 63 weeks
Length of Marriage: 21 weeks
Age at wedding: 30 years
Children: 0
Regrets: Too many to count.

Marriage #2:
Length of Courtship: 30 weeks
Length of Engagement: 9 weeks
Length of Marriage: 467 weeks (as of November, 11, 2011)
Age at wedding: 39 years
Children: 3 (from spouse’s previous marriage)
Regrets: 1 (not marrying Anita sooner).

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Uncle Tom's Plea (Prompt: Different Perspective)

C’mon guys,
we’ve had it pretty good.

That farmer and his family
they treat us pretty good,
and we get fed regular.

I’ve never been so full!

Look at your feathers!
They’ve never had
a sheen like

And your wattles,
they haven’t bounced that much
in years!

You gotta admit,
it’s been a pretty sweet
so far.

Don’t listen to them
young upstarts,

they’re just trying
to upset the apple cart.

Those stories about the
Fall Holocaust,
they’re just trying
to scare you.

we’ve taken and taken
and now it’s our turn
to give.

the humans
have treated us well,
be should be honored
they make us
the centerpiece
of their holiday.

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Wait or Chase (Prompt: ____ or ____ poem)

I didn’t have
the requisite confidence
to wait
for the pretty girls
to flock around me
so I could
take my pick
of any of them
just like
my mother
told me
they eventually

I had a mirror
and perfect eyesight.

So, I began the chase
and I learned to charm,
gently cajole,
listen for clues
and win their hearts.

I got very good

The formula was
finding out their likes
their secret dreams
unspoken passions
and then
fulfilling them,

with brazen,

I could’ve and
loved every one
of them.

l won many, many hearts
but I rarely got laid,

because while they all
desired someone
who acted like me,
they didn’t want someone
who looked like me.

(Again, that infernal mirror.)

I still chase
my beautiful

baring my soul
and my skin,
laying it all
at her feet.

I earn her approval
as she giggles
and the poem
blooms before her

and she breathes in
its rose-like scent,

and pats
her seeing eye dog.

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

But to Whom? (Prompt: Paranormal Poem)

One day
all I saw was a leafy tall tree
against the cloudless sky,
and off in the distance
birds sang purposefully
in another language
and the brook giggled
past my feet
and it was a tangible
empirical reality,

something turned over
in my heart,
and it wasn’t enough
just to observe it all,
I had to express
my thanks
for all this wondrous
mysterious beauty,

but to whom?

now you know
how I took
my first steps
on this walk. 

Monday, November 07, 2011

Now Won’t Wait (Prompt: Won't Wait Poem)

As insistent and selfish
as a puppy wanting to
be let out,
crowds around me
and messes up
my well-laid plans,
for every decision
is a pivot point,
and I’m smart enough
to know
that the moments
cling to one another
as randomly
as a chain
made of figures
from the Barrel of Monkeys game,
I played forty years ago
which appeared instantly
in the very front
of my Now
right now.

Sunday, November 06, 2011

A Predictable Headache (prompt: addiction)

She is a beautiful,
tragic corpse
these days,

but I can recall
halcyon days
just her and me

riding the highways
no map
no empty pockets.

We just kept calling
out to each other
and we kept answering
“sure, why not?’

It was only after
many, many nights

did I sense her

and the part of her
that came alive
from my touch
became perfunctory

a dull routine
a predictable

I said goodbye
and divorced her
very publicly
to help gird my decision

and while some doubted
her sway over me,

I knew the truth,

and I still visit her
in the liquor aisle
of the grocery

almost smug
at my 21 years
of sobriety,

but still
afraid to
step back into
her embrace.

Saturday, November 05, 2011

Broken Peace (Prompt: Broken)

Sarah and I
can be sitting watching “Glee”
and something will slip
from a shelf
or my breathing will be too loud
or a sad thought will enter,

and she will explode
in a rage usually reserved
for life threatening traffic maneuvers

and the peace is broken,
the illusion of normalcy
is shattered.

Most days
 it’s an hourly occurrence,
whatever this is
in her dysfunctional cerebellum
that catches afire
and causes her to become
an angry flamethrower

and when its run its course
burned  to the ash
she comes back somewhat contrite
pitiful and apologetic,

and there is no medicine
to fix this,
no surgery,
only time,
occupational therapy
and love,
the only antidote that ever restores
broken peace.

Friday, November 04, 2011

Rachel (November 4, 2011) (Prompt: Something Unexpected)

When we first met
I thought I’d play
the wise old sage
and you’d
be my eager pupil.

Even in those early days
you were always teaching me

about kindness
about self- sacrifice
about faithfulness.

Your laughter is among
my favorite sounds in this
whole wide world

and I will always remember
that you were
the first of the kids
to make me consider
that there might be
something valuable
in (step)fatherhood
waiting for me.

I thank you
for prying open a door
I thought
was sealed forever.

Happy Birthday, Rachel


Thursday, November 03, 2011

Sort of Famous (Prompt: Sort of...)

I Google Buddah Moskowitz
and am immediately

“Did you mean
Buddha Moskowitz?”
in that snotty italicized font
with its implied superiority.

No, I intentionally misspell it
like the 1970’s record label.

Then I see
all the sites where I have
scattered my “poetry”
to the winds,
my mutant seed spread
in the hope
they’ll find forgiving
and fertile land.

I tell myself
it doesn’t matter if I’m “famous.”
I’ve followers
from all walks of life,
and some even part
with their hard earned money
to buy my “poems”.

So what do I want?

An Oscar?
A Pulitzer Prize?
The respect and admiration
from some obscure
“poetry” “journal” publisher?


I just want one of those
seemingly in-depth
like I’ve seen in
Rolling Stone,
where they try to discover
what drives me
what excites me
what disgusts me
what inspires me.

They’d make me sound
and essential.

I know the odds
of that ever happening


I keep adding
to the interview
I am conducting on myself

one poem at a time.

Wednesday, November 02, 2011

Two Lessons, Too Late (Prompt: epigram)

“The way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.” – Oscar Wilde

I knew it was wrong
when I did it
but I did it anyway
because she promised me
“no one will ever know.”

Being an ethical contortionist
I trusted my logic
and believed my rationale,

but when he called me
at my office
that he knew what I did,
where I lived
and that he was going
to shoot off my testicles
with his shotgun,

I learned two lessons:

it is impossible
to talk your way out of
a problem with a party
unwilling to listen,

never sleep with
another man’s wife,

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Now! (Prompt:Pro-Active Poem)

There is no later,
the time is now!

Tomorrow is an illusion
and yesterday is one collective
implanted memory,

so roll on,
breathe in the air
dance in the sun

and lose yourself

Even if
you’re just planning
for tomorrow,
you’ve got to do it

Sure, the Mona Lisa was painted
way back then,
but she does not become relevant
until you see her now!

That big meal you’re planning
for the end of the month
is only a collection of passed-down recipes
and unbought groceries,
and only becomes Thanksgiving
when you’re eating it

That great vast
some of us cling to
is also a mirage

for there is no Heaven
waiting off
in the foggy, cloud-strewn

but rather
Heaven is in this moment

knowing the primacy
and the urgency of

now! ,

I ask you
my dear reader,

without irony,

was it worth it?

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Carpe Diem, Catch and Release

Carpe diem,
and then
let it go.
Often I’ll replay
the most recent interaction
I had with anyone
and judge it
like a glass of wine.
Sometimes I’m satisfied
with its perfection, it’s profundity,
but often I wish
it had gone better.
This dissatisfaction
keeps me alive,
digging deeper into this
mucky human soil
to find hidden treasures
and cherish them,
but not
to possess them,
which is,
of course,
the whole point
of the lesson.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

A Predictable Terror

It works a predictable terror
every time I see it
and I know all the behind the scenes
of how George Romero made it

how they couldn’t afford
real paid actors
or even color film stock

and it’s in the public domain
and you can download free copies

but something about those zombies
plodding forward
busting through that the walls
and doors of that rickety old house

headed for the cellar
that doomed cul-de-sac,
where everyone is hiding…

I never watch it
with all the lights

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Grandpa Dracula

He used to be sexy
with his slim figure and
sharpened fangs.

His cool demeanor
and sartorial elegance
mesmerized women
into breathlessly
offering up their necks
as prelude to
their pulsating

Flowers with
thick eyelashes
shiny red lips
and pendulous curves
would avoid his gaze
for fear they’d be tempted
past the point
of redemption.

But now,
he’s Grandpa Dracula,
fat, toothless
and domesticated.

They look
straight into his eyes,
and chat with him easily,
and it is
than being invisible:

he is deemed
cute and harmless.

The eternal life
he coveted,
remains forever elusive,
as he replays his memories,
which mock him
like an endless stream
of Viagra commercials.

Thursday, October 06, 2011

Between Teal and the Blues

The name
Sensory Processing Disorder
doesn’t do justice
to the confusion
disorganization and
chaos inside her.

Her problems are so subtle
that describing them
sounds like I am grasping at
a ghost,
a fantasy diagnosis
that doesn’t really exist.

I’m sure some see her
as a demon
as a freak
as a misfit.

If she could perceive
the world clearly
then she would see
there is more to the world
than rules and unsolvable puzzles,
if the world could
perceive her clearly
then they would see
there is more to her
than anger and misery.

How do you describe
to a colorblind person
the difference in hue
between teal and the blues?

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

October in Southern California

In So Cal it’s always summer
until the second weekend in October
when everyone stops wearing cutoffs
and the beaches get emptier.

The same violent Santa Ana winds
that sweep brushfires through
the canyons
also blows the summer smog away.

The leaves find their way
off the branch
exploding in vibrant splashes
of orange, umber and ochre.

Walgreens becomes schizophrenic
as nativity scenes bump up against
displays of Zombie makeup
and costumes.

Everything slows down,
it gets darker faster
and the kids come inside earlier.

The night air
brisk and frisky
brings forth sweaters and jackets
and memories of new love,
smelling her perfume
in the early evening sky,

and we still sleep
with the windows open
but now it’s cold enough to
curl up together,

lost in the warm
narcotic sweetness.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Fortune Cookie Poems

Regret is Desire
sitting on the sideline
never attempted.

Every kindness
no matter how small
advances world peace.

The path of the butterfly
only seems random
if you’re not a butterfly.

Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Formatted for Mobile Devices

The smart phone
the iPad
the iPod
(the iGod?)

the laptop
bought from
the big box
crap shop

and Bluetooth
is not the
new truth

and last decade’s
is DOA

and unless your
is version 3
don’t talk to me.

Technology dictates
how we think
and create
and share
and sync

and I don’t want any scrapple
from the fanboys at Apple

and I’m kind of frugal
so I roll with Google

and in principle
I like things open source
but only when they work
of course,

still, all these
gidgets and gazmos
polluting the cosmos

obscure the reality
they don’t want us to see:
that we do not possess them
they possess us

we are their slaves
and in them
we all trust.

and if this thought
causes you to frown
power down

and repeat this

not once
nor twice
but rather, thrice

“I am not a mobile device.”

[NOTE: Submitted for Meeting The Bar at , May 10, 2012]

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

The Businessman Speaks Yet Again

The technology is
smart enough and
fast enough

to envision that
perfect product:

a sleek, sexy pad
with infinitely expandable memory
and perpetually updating software

designed to give us

in a handheld destiny.

every song
every book
every film
every painting
every sculpture
and all poetry
formatted for
mobile devices.

Everyone will know
that intoxicating feeling
of owing every work
of the Beatles
Dorothy Parker
Gustav Klimt
Charlie Chaplin
William Shakespeare
Salvador Dali
The Dalai Lama.

No longer
will we seek out
these rare artifacts
these books
those dusty albums,
or travel to lonely museums
to experience this world,

we’ll bring it to you
wherever you are.

All the centuries
of civilizing innovation,
those lines that separated
artist from patron
rich from poor
ignorant from wise
and sacred from profane

forever blurred
and portable.

And, if the device dies
(or if it accidentally
goes through the wash),

we’ve partnered with
Best Buy
and participating Wal-Mart Superstores

to be the exclusive providers
of replacement
“MyCulture 2.0” modules.

Yes, I agree,
we’ll have marketing
come up with a better name.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Early Education

In Mrs. Brown’s
first grade class
we had to learn
two-place addition.

Adding one-place numbers


was easy enough

11 +

well, that was
from another

I didn’t understand
and I was kept
after school
struggling with this puzzle

the light finally

came on.

I arrived home
scared as hell
because I knew
the fate
awaiting me,

according to my father

only bums and
stayed after school.

I was summarily
with the thick leather belt

and, in time,

I became an
an anxious, nervous-stomached

Today I am
a dean
at a college
my father could only
dream of attending,

as my 14 year old daughter
struggles to complete
her homework

saddled with
cerebellar dysfunction
obsessive compulsive disorder
general anxiety disorder
and sensory integration dysfunction

I remind her
that while I like that she’s smart,

I love her
when she’s kind.