my breath!
Since the
turkeys took over
it’s been
RUN!
RUN!
RUN!
No, I don’t know
how it happened
but damn it,
it’s real!
They don’t care
if you’re Vegan,
they’re out
for blood!
For God’s sake,
stay in
on Black Friday!
[for D'verse Quadrille Challenge.https://dversepoets.com/2016/11/21/quadrille-21-take-a-breath/]
Revenge of the turkeys! Aaaaaaaaaagh! So perfect that they don't care if you're vegan.
ReplyDeleteRight! We never cared about their eating habits; we just killed and ate them.
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DeleteThank goodness our thanksgiving is over ha ~ But I will check out the sales on Black Friday ~
ReplyDelete:) Just be careful on Black Friday! In American it's a damned day of greed and avarice and violence!
Deletehttp://www.theonion.com/article/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend--30517
DeleteI laughed out loud at this. I will be out there with all those turkeys.
ReplyDeleteThis is really about the Turkey Apocalypse. Thanks.
DeleteA bunch of turkeys trying to get a good deal on Black Friday. That is a good analogy. I wouldn't go near the stores on that day, myself! :)
ReplyDeleteHow very funny. And there are so many turkeys of all kinds running around...
ReplyDeleteYes, and it's just the start of the busy season.
DeleteA nice fun poem.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much!
DeleteIt's about time the turkeys are getting even.
ReplyDeleteRevenge is a dish best served with cranberry sauce.
DeleteHa! Love this!
ReplyDeleteYes I would be afraid too... sounds a bit like a script for a b-movie
ReplyDeleteB-Movie? Withe right CGI it could be an A!
DeleteOh this is delightful!!
ReplyDeleteThank you!
DeleteSome of the Big Box stores are open on Turkey Day as they fleece the tryptophan-addled voters as they try to trump each other in stealing the best deal.
ReplyDeleteThis is less about Black Friday and more about the Turkeys running wild!
DeleteHa! You don't have to tell me twice!
ReplyDeleteNope! I knew you'd stay away!
DeleteFrightening thought.
ReplyDeleteExactly!
DeleteHahaha I have no plans of leaving my house on Black Friday.
ReplyDeleteJust stay out of a store!
DeleteThere is nothing I need or want enough to go out on Black Friday. Hopefully I'm safe.
ReplyDeleteUntil the drone start bothering you at home!
DeleteHeheh - very good.
ReplyDeleteThanks!
DeleteDelightful! Great image. Can you just imagine turkeys celebrating Thanksgiving?
ReplyDeleteNo I can't, that's why I imagine them on a bloody rampage.
DeleteOh my God...ah a good perspective!
ReplyDeleteThanks!
DeleteHa ha ha!
ReplyDeleteThanks!
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